Red White & Blue Shortcake!

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Backyard "field herping" for a friend.... so far, ...

Backyard "field herping" for a friend.... so far, found nothing. However, skeeters have found me...

If you prefer to pay cash.... YUMMY place to eat!

Decisions decisions...

That crazy CPAP machine... I'm starting to like it...

That crazy CPAP machine... I'm starting to like it... sorta. Wide awake all day! Impressive!

I had to drive on the rumble strip through road co...

I had to drive on the rumble strip through road construction. Can I do it again?!? ;)

CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!

CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!

Major improvement! I put the mask on, THEN surfed the web (as usual) ... fell asleep in no time!

Only 45 min in the pool.... but it sure felt great...

Only 45 min in the pool.... but it sure felt great! If we don't have any plans next week... I should swim!

NOT that I think I'm the only one making these req...

NOT that I think I'm the only one making these requests... but I'm sure I've helped influence... :)

4th granted request in the past year I've gotten f...

4th granted request in the past year I've gotten from writing a polite note to a corporation! Impressive!

Remember my silly rant about no MtDew/MelYel at a ...

Remember my silly rant about no MtDew/MelYel at a restaurant? I wrote a polite email. They now carry MelloYello!

Cool sky! Cool moon!

CPAP update: I slept 8 full hours wearing it! 1st ...

CPAP update: I slept 8 full hours wearing it! 1st time ever! Woo-hoo! BUT Machine says 2.5 hrs. WTF???

I HATE having big feet. 11W was just too small...

I HATE having big feet. 11W was just too small...

What is this guy's name? Talk about Eye Candy!!!

I miss George Carlin.

Everything else they "know" is speculation.

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I miss this show!

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My latest favorite slip-o-tongue: Recommending my ...

My latest favorite slip-o-tongue: Recommending my snake vets at "The Aviation and Exotic Pets" (um, for your pet airplane?)

My latest favorite slip-o-tongue: Recommending my snake vets at "The Aviation and Exotic Pets ...." (um, for your pet airplane?)

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Don't like clover? Get a deer! Just can't get enough!

Bringin' home the bacon..... in a sundae!!! Can't wait to taste it! :)

Got my new "full" mask & pressure lowered from 15 to 13! Can't wait to try sleeping! (After I swim)!

I kept sneezing yesterday. Continuous tickle in my sinus. No CPAP last night. Couldn't breathe thru my nose

I kept sneezing yesterday. Continuous tickle in my sinus. No CPAP last night. Couldn't breathe thru my nose

Bold move? Rinsing with a NetiPot on a work day... BEFORE work! Hope I don't have a mid-meeting "flood." ;)

Always nice to be back

Always nice to be back in our own bed! Sweet dreams!

Just leaving Mooresville at 11:45pm.

Just leaving Mooresville at 11:45pm. It'll be after 2am by the time we get home... probably closer to 3...

We're at my dad's house.

We're at my dad's house. I'll try again at our place. IF ok, I'll cancel my appt to get a new mask...

I may have made the

I may have made the discovery I needed regarding the CPAP machine. I turned off the humidity...

Shakespearian Insults

Keith's imitation of me is

Keith's imitation of me is brilliant. "I'm not sleepy yet! *opens computer* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!" (He's right!)

I stumped the bartender at

I stumped the bartender at Ruby Tuesdays tonight! I ordered a Slow Comfortable Screw.

Never realized we live <10

Never realized we live <10 miles (~6 as the crow flies) from Clay Aiken's house. Not that it matters...

To new parents...

"I keep workin,' slavin,' everyday.

"I keep workin,' slavin,' everyday. Gotta get away from same ol,' same ol.'"

Today has been Nuckin' Futs!

Today has been Nuckin' Futs!

I'm doing my best!

I'm the "weird one" who

I'm the "weird one" who enjoys FDA audits. Why? Because audits make sure we are doing the right thing!

Alright, CPAP is starting to

Alright, CPAP is starting to be more like CRAP... I've been awake more than an hour, sneezing, nose blowing

Keith was my 'hero' and

Keith was my 'hero' and captureed Mr. Spider. We'll release him in the morning.

But on a more pleasant

But on a more pleasant topic... The Amphibious Love Songs were quite nice tonight!

.... especially when writing them

.... especially when writing them while sipping on a MtDew .... bought from another store. ;)

Lookin' for a little cheese

Lookin' for a little cheese to go with my whine. Amazing how writing words can show how petty they may be!

Ok.... loookin' for a little

Ok.... loookin' for a little

Greta's Gripes #2: When asked

Greta's Gripes #2: When asked if they have Mello Yello, they say "we've got Sprite." Duh, I want Caffeine!

Greta's Gripes #1: when a

Greta's Gripes #1: when a restaurant switches from Pepsi products w/o suitably replacing MtDew.

Anybody who thinks FDA is

Anybody who thinks FDA is in bed w/ Pharma, hasn't been thru an inspection! (We're having"fun!")

MyFitnessPal app claims if everyday

MyFitnessPal app claims if everyday was like Saturday, I'd lose 40# in 5wks! (Too bad it would kill me).

Extremely happy that the Spin

Extremely happy that the Spin Clinic was Saturday & NOT Sunday, else I would have needed to take today off!

One swipe with alcohol from my arm... MORE black glitter AND residual blue dye. I'd hate to perform "cleaning validation" with this stuff. ;)

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Black glitte... I keep finding

Black glitte... I keep finding it... Even in my ears... it really IS the Craft-world Herpes. Won't go away!

Glitter, glitter everywhere... and.... yeah...

Glitter, glitter everywhere... and.... yeah... everywhere. My tanktop glitterbombed me yesterday...

I am so proud of

I am so proud of Keith! He did flag, rifle, sabre AND movement (dance) :D

Success! I'm in the house!

Success! I'm in the house!

I am so sore... still

I am so sore... still in the car .... thinking about getting out & climbing the steps. Been 5 min... just a few more...

First Flight Spin Clinic is

First Flight Spin Clinic is ROCKIN! Unfortunately for me, my body quit on me after 1/2 day. Keith is still spinnin'! :D

Turning into an easter egg. 2 washings & vinegar soak hasn't set the dye.

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Night 1 with CPAP machine...

Night 1 with CPAP machine... I made it 2 hours. Couldn't stand it any more. Will try again tonight.

1st night sleeping with CPAP

1st night sleeping with CPAP machine. Nervous. I won't have a sleep technician watching (in case I panic).

TRUTH!!!

According to the "myfitnesspal" app...

According to the "myfitnesspal" app... The 90 min I spent in the pool burned 1026 calories!!!!

This could apply to me. Some people think I'm gay. (If I was, I'd be a walking rainbow!)

Daddy, can we go back inside now? It's hot out here!

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Smile Keith!

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Peek-a-boo!

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Jing in the sunlight

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