Keith being silly with Jing!

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Keith demonstrating live boa 'accessorizing' with Jing

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2 days after the snow...

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Barefootin' in the snow!

ok, staged for the pic. But really wasn't that cold! :)

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Wine with a REAL kick!

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Same shot this morning! :) It's Sleeting now...

You can definitely HEAR the sleet!

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It's SNOWING! (Snowing pretty hard! Cool!)

I can't help myself! Snow makes me feel like a kid! :D

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401K performance from 2007-25Jan2010

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How to get fired...

Take your pet to work! ;)

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I don't know what I did. Whacked it sometime in guard. Ow!

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Fine

From Facebook!

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and put it on ur status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost

Genius at work! :)

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FOUR EYES! (& natural curl)

or natural wave... whatever... (Contacts dried out on me again)

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More snakes on a boob! :) Piggy Sue & Harley chillin in their 'hammock'

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Piggy Sue & Harley!

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Harley!

Here's lookin' at'cha!

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Piggy Sue Comfy?

Like making a lawnchair out of sand on the beach!

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What NOT to spray StoPain spray (like Bengay in alcohol) on

I know, looks like I was attacked by wild animal briars. My leg was REALLY itching & I couldn't stop myself from scratching. The StoPain spray DID stop the itching... once I got my breath back. EEK!!! Nope, I don't know what caused the itching.

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Keith n Jing earlier tonight! :)

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Keith n Pubu earlier tonight :)

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I'm such a klutz.

I tripped going up stairs. The weird thing? I didn't realize I had hurt myself for ~1.5 hrs. Wow! I guess I DO ignore a lot of pain...

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7 tablets = $130.32. Price went up for Lotronex again.

Yes, that is $18.62/tablet. I'm supposed to take 2/day ($37.24/day) or $1117/month. And that IS w/ my insurance. Any wonder I'm taking 1/4 dose?

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FINALLY! A Pi?ata that I wouldn't mind smashing!

I WOULD FULLY ENJOY smashing this piñata!!! Even if it was empty! ;)

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Nothing makes your skin crawl more than 100s of baby spiders in your bathroom...

I'm scratching just thinking about them. This is the 3rd batch of baby spiders to show up in 2 months.

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It appears that we're raising more than snakes...

*scratch scratch*

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FINALLY!!! All week 1 of us would be slow & we'd show up too late...

Now I can start rehab on my ... well... body! (hip, back, knees, etc...). They have 2 nice indoor pools!

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For reference this is 8 ounces...

This holds twice the contents of one "keg party cup."

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Protect your rights to have pets! Our plan to Kill S373!

Ref: http://www.kill-s373.com/

USARK Kill-S373 Letter Campaign- DEADLINE Jan. 12, 2010

This page is dedicated to making it easy for you to write to your Senators in order to KILL-S373. This page can be reached and used by anyone that uses the link www.Kill-S373.com. Spread this link far and wide. These simple steps can have a huge impact if followed by a large number of the Reptile Nation. Ask your friends and family to participate. Please click the USARK Donate button above and donate $10 to help pay for the Kill-S373 Letter Campaign.

1. Write two hand written letters. One addressed to each of the Senators from your State regarding the negative effect S373 would have on you, your family and your business. Alternatively you can copy the sample letter below. Make sure you end up with two letters individually addressed and signed by yourself ready to go to your Senators.

2. Double check and make sure your letters are properly addressed. One to each of your two Senators. Make sure you sign your name. Include your mailing address and EMAIL address. (see list of Senators by state below. each state has two.)

3. Place both letters in a large flat mailer. Do not fold them and place them in small envelopes. All letters need to be flat. If you are helping others and have numerous letters make sure they are separated by Senator. All letters for Senator #1 in one package and Senator #2 in another package.

4. Send to our USARK representative for hand delivery to the Senate.

Tom Wolfe
6246 Lee Hwy
Arlington, VA 22205



Sample Letter:

Senator (name of your senator w/ address)

Please oppose S373 aka ‘The Python Ban’. Although I share concern for the environment of the Everglades this bill is over reaching and will have far more effect on the trade in high quality captive bred reptiles than addressing the issues in south Florida. It will hurt me, my family and my business. With no credible evidence to support such draconian measures it will destroy jobs in our state.

The USGS report being used as justification for listing 9 snakes on the Injurious Wildlife list of the Lacey Act has been discredited by a panel of 11 independent scientists. In a letter to the Senate EPW Committee this report has been characterized as “unscientific”. Further the scientists state “this document is not suitable as the basis for legislative or regulatory policies”.

The trade in reptiles here in the United States represents approximately 3 billion dollars annually and exports of high quality captive bred reptiles account for 82% of the trade worldwide. Thousands are employed directly or indirectly by the reptile industry. The trade in the 9 snakes addressed in S373 is approximately 1/3 of the total annual trade. In a recent letter to the Senate EPW Committee the US Chamber of Commerce states “if enacted in its current form, this legislation would adversely impact tens of thousands of businesses”. Our state alone stands to lose scores of jobs.

S373 if passed will circumvent the scientific process for the sake of political expediency. Thousands of hardworking American families will be bankrupted. Jobs will be lost in our state. Please say NO on S373. Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

(your name, address, and EMAIL address)

Click the following link to get the addresses to each senator:

http://www.kill-s373.com/

Thank you!!!

SnakeLady Greta

~~~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^:)--<

Also posted as a bulletin on myspace
and as a note on facebook.

No Kidding!

It is? Really??? I had no idea!!!
(Yeah, we actually get to use them a few mornings out of the winter)

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THIS is how we thaw frozen rodents. Using wasted monitor heat! I know Gross! ;)

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Our Funky Xmas lights in the daytime

LED lights inside of plastic shapes

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The truth... Yeah... you knew it...

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Hear no evil See no evil Speak no evil...

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My new pet cobra & Paula & Sherman Sis&Bro-in-common-law.

Cobra of bike parts!

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We just passed our very own Grizzwalds.

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Warning to all vegetarians: Bacon is the GATEWAY meat.

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The morning after. (Don't laugh at the old leftover paint job... I KNOW!) ;)

It's not hurting as much... Good sign?

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Oh Yeah... It's broken... :(

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I LITERALLY rocked a Piggy Sue to sleep (or in a trance!)

I was rubbing her belly and rocking when I realized I could turn her upside down. :D

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I LOVE MOOSEBUTTER!

Even Better than Marmite! ;)

These guys are a riot!

There are about 10 very short videos.... so keep scrolling down...

Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWDjCDapKI4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCx6alTjdK0.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY9lUC-vwHk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArSOfRy7tOQ


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyUlVpFjP9E


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShwwG-QvJlw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HDPLeatPJ4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHUHrSw45oY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0D-BXHugSw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAY_GFE16c4


And my FAVORITE... and Yes, these are the guys who were actually singing in the Corey Vidal video (and they are actually singing in this one!) It's great!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGYAPr6UKhs


And here they are Live at the Harmony Sweepstakes Finals on May 7, 2003, in San Rafael, CA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYWkCpABDa8


Hear moosebutter music, order CDs, download mp3s at http://www.moosebutter.com

This is NOT how it is supposed to work. She STILL has my hand. Lemego! ow! ;)

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Please help prevent me from becoming a criminal over night....

Yes, you'd think the government has more important things to deal with, such as the economy? Or taking care of our troops which are in harm's way?

Please forward these videos and please follow the actions listed in the first video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7epX0h7G1s

And if HSUS & PETA have their way, all pet owners will be considered criminals.

Watch this video and check out what this guy says for yourself (references included in the video).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YavnMkmDGGw

You probably already know this, but I will not be giving up ANY of my snakey children, EVEN if I have to move to another state someday.

Thank you for helping! It'll cost you nothing but a few minutes of your time.

Help us fight for the defeat of s373!

Make sure to go to:

http://www.nosnakeban.com

http://www.usark.org

http://www.pijac.org

http://www.natpet.org

http://www.dontmesswithmypet.org/

~~~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^:)--< <3 <3 <3

Trucker Seven Bitch and Old Fart's Wife...

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One for me? ;) hahaha

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Now THIS is art! :D

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Nice hat

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