‎Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Religion

‎No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

Beer has never caused a major war.

They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

You can prove you have a Beer.

If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Quote of the week

Thanks to "Momma" for sending out this quote!
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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: SnaKeLady Greta ☮ (Str8 w/☮ H8) (20402125)
To: Momma (8316102)
Date: Feb 19, 2009 1:07 PM
Subject: Had to post this - it's the quote of the week :)

That is a good question!!!

P.S.
- I'm a Christian!
Quote courtesy of DMD (Death Metal Dave):

"I would love to take all the christians, jews, and muslims, put them in a place like australia, leave them with no food or weapons, and tell them which ever god feeds them first wins. Who would turn cannibal? Only god knows.
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