My April Fools prank for today

I've listed the marital status on my websites (and on Keith's websites) to "Married."

I'm saying nothing about it, but I'm waiting for folks to say something.

I think if we ever do get married, we should aim to get married on April 1st, because nobody would believe us anyway. haha!

This was last week! I'm just teating my twitpic phone upload!

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for Jojo

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Best Scalp Masssage Ever! @ Holiday Inn in Dumfries VA

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Does this count as "Sparkley?"

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BOO!!!

Comin' to get'cha!!!

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Keith's parents behind the mega-strawberry dessert!

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YUM!

This big dessert the 4 of us were about to devour! YUM!

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Mary&Ken

Keith's Parents @ Ruby Tuesdays after seeing FotR!

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G&K

G&K@Ruby Tuesdays after seeing FotR

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Giddyup!

Keith trying to ride bull! (at my request, of course!) ;)

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Moo!

Moo! (@ Durham Bulls parking deck)

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Intermission

At intermission of "Fiddler on the roof"

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THE FACTS of society about women & childbirth

Kathy Pais (SUNY Albany) wrote on March 13, 2009 at 2:23pm

It is just so socially ingrained( brainwashed) that I doubt that the majority of women even if they look at all the negatives will decide not to have a kid. My own mother asked me if the true reason I didn't want kids was if I was afraid of childbirth. I think women realize that their bodies will never be the same and that they could die giving birth, but the social pressure is so great, that that will not matter.

The reality is that we care so little about women's lives, that we have not decreased rates of maternal moritality (sic) rates in the US of all places. giving birth is still dangerous but the medical profession doesn't give a rat's ass about women's health, because the actual 'baby' is more vital in this pro-natal nation.

Honestly, it's true society pressures women to have kids, but I don't care about changing those views. Let "them" have all the kids that I won't have. Besides, it does bring those women some happiness, but that happiness comes at a big price.

This was much more challenging than I expected! BUT... SUCCESS! I'm the man! er... something like that! ;)

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Real in Kokomo IN!

I love Japanese restaurants!

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Bahama Mama!

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Dinner tonight

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This is how close I have to get to the monitor to see without my contacts! I am twice legally blind!

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You probably can't read it, but this is my list of liquors (Yeah, some are airplane bottles (1/2 of rt column)

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Got Mouse?

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Piggy Sue with full belly & napping in a warm 'bed'

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This is just too cute... AND FUNNY!

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Quote of the week

Thanks to "Momma" for sending out this quote!
~~~^~^~^~^~^~^:)--<

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: SnaKeLady Greta ☮ (Str8 w/☮ H8) (20402125)
To: Momma (8316102)
Date: Feb 19, 2009 1:07 PM
Subject: Had to post this - it's the quote of the week :)

That is a good question!!!

P.S.
- I'm a Christian!
Quote courtesy of DMD (Death Metal Dave):

"I would love to take all the christians, jews, and muslims, put them in a place like australia, leave them with no food or weapons, and tell them which ever god feeds them first wins. Who would turn cannibal? Only god knows.
"

Salty, striking a pose! :)

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Peggy, Jennifer, & Gena

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Poor Sleepy Sam

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Running a show AND performing = long hard days!

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Silliness

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This is right now! Come see us! Broughton H.S. We perform @ 4:45ish. Hey Jay, Notice the shirt?!

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I was wondering why my purse was so heavy! $8 quarters $1 dimes $0.85 nickles $0.26 pennies! ALL this was in there!

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Signed in Charlotte, 10-Feb-2009!

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Ice cream & auto parts? (In Statesville NC)

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waiting patiently

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Look how close our seats are to the stage! MUCH better than I expected! Show starts soon! Meet&Greet at 8:15!

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The "Official" Snake Lady hat

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Slipknot in Charlotte... TONIGHT!

I'm so excited! I feel like I'm 14 instead of 40. We're going to be going to Charlotte tonight to see Slipknot!!!

Yeah, we saw them in August at Mayhem Fest in Virginia Beach and the show was great!

Tonight, they have 2 opening bands (Coheed and Cambria ... and Trivium). I don't care much for C&C but I love Trivium (Matt Healy is a "pretty young thang"), so no complaints! :)

But, the MOST exciting part about tonight? Keith & I both won Meet & Greets with Slipknot! I've heard that only Corey, Chris, and Clown attend these (but sometimes, a 4th member shows up). I've met 2 of the 9 (Jim and Sid). If the 3 mentioned are there, I'll have met 5 of the 9, leaving only Mick, Paul, Joey, and Craig.

At Mayhem fest, while meeting Sid, I saw Corey, Clown, and Mick from a distance. They had just arrived via golf cart to the Metal Mulisha bus (where Keith & I, along with a few others had just been invited to come aboard for a Jager shot, just minutes before). Oh well... missed meeting them by "that much" ;) I'm not "rabid" enough to go chasing after them. I have a little bit of sense in my head. haha!

Well, I haven't been to bed yet. (I woke up yesterday afternoon at 5pm and haven't been to bed since. I'm sure I'll sleep on the way to Charlotte (It's a 2.5 hour drive). Keith is only working 1/2 day today. I've printed our tickets, directions, and the emails regarding our M&G info.

I have been trying to decide whether or not to take a nap now, but since Keith should be home soon, I should probably stay awake.

Unfortunately, I'll only be able to 1/2 see the show. (I've only been wearing 1 contact lens for about 2 weeks. My right eye is not cooperating. (I think I've either got a scratch or some kind of infection under my eyelid.... and I CAN'T find my glasses. Argh!)

So, the guys are going to think I'm a fat, cross-eyed blonde chick who likes snakes. (Yeah, I plan on wearing one of my snake shirts... after all, I am known as "the snakelady." :) I don't mind the nickname... it fits me well!!!)

OK, I'll post this now. I'll post pictures when I can... and let you all know how the show was. (I KNOW it's gonna be killer!!!!)

Keith just brought me.... dinner??? :D

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Contrary to POPULAR BELIEF, my mouth is NOT that big!

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Keith about to enjoy a mocha smoothie! Yum! (We were at Red Robin).

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Successes in dying with tea!

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Formerly white blouse dyed with tea!

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Keith wearing the Magic Tortoise t-shirt! http://www.magictortoise.com

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Keith wearing Magic Tortoise t-shirt

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http://www.magictortoise.com

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This is what it means! Good rules for ANY goal in life!

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What does it mean?

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